Close Encounter

Description

SETI has been searching for extra-terrestrial life since 1985 - but what if you could get something a little more personal for a message? Introducing the Close Encounter! Allowing monsters from beyond the stars to put their claws in your deepest places...

At least there won't be any chest bursting eggs this way!

 Dimensions

Head : 1.18 x 0.98 inches.

Widest Point: 1.97 x 1.77 inches.

Usable Length: 5.90 inches.

Overall Length: 7.1inches. Don't put the base in, that is not a good idea.

Lab Rodent Series

Description

Rodent of Unusual Girth -

We have several rodent lab technicians that make bold claims about themselves. After a particularly raucous company party, several of these claims have been verified - and at the same time, our stock of gene re-sequencer has seemly vanished. We aren't sure if the two are related, but we are changing the chemical closet codes again. It was not a total loss, we did manage to get some scans for this unlikely sized toy! Featuring a very smooth ride with steadily increasing width, and a very stable base - this is one that will liven up any party. 

Rodent of Standard Girth -

The standard lab rat, the venerable test that stands in for all of us when the testing is too intense for a regular person. Our own highly paid lab tech rats are no different, and we had to honor their dedication to the scientific method with this toy! They also have been given two additional break rooms, and a year subscription to the online game of their choice. It's only fair!

 Dimensions

Unusual Girth

Head : 0.59 x 0.59 inches.

Widest Point: 3.15 x 2.95 inches.

Usable Length: 9.45 inches.

Overall Length: 11.22inches. Don't put the base in, that is not a good idea.

  Dimensions

Standard Girth

Head : 0.39 x 0.39 inches.

Widest Point: 1.57x1.57 inches.

Usable Length: 4.72inches.

Overall Length: 5.51 inches. Don't put the base in, that is not a good idea.

 

Steel Servo

Description

Robotics is an exacting science - adding a faulty AI, a few questionable parts, and suddenly your lab technicians are bouncing around the room in robot arms! This lovely specimen is a product of our last security breach. Don't worry, I'm sure we have removed all of the rogue programs from the software.

We think at least. 

 Dimensions

Head Width : 1.5 x 1.6 inches.

Base Width: 1.7 x 1.5 inches.

Usable Length: 5.5 Inches. 

Overall Length: 7 inches. Don't put the base in, that is not a good idea. 

 

Mercury Mauler

Description

Let the silver run through you! This sub-species was spawned as a result of poor lab safety practices, ethics violations, and general desire for some companionship one lonely night. Now thanks to our patent pending duplicators, the Mauler can be in your house! In your bedroom! Even, under your bed right now!

 Dimensions

 SMALL

Head Circumference: 3.78 inches.

Head Width: .46 inches at the widest, .98 inches at the narrowest.

Knot Circumference: 6.10 inches.

Knot Width: 2.28 inches at the widest, 2.01 inches at the narrowest.

Usable Length: 5.35 inches to the end of the little bit behind the knot, that bit.

Overall Length: 5.945 inches.

 LARGE

Head Circumference: 5.31 inches.

Head Width: 2.36 inches at the widest, 1.57 inches at the narrowest.

Knot Circumference: 9.0 inches.

Knot Width: 3.35 inches at the widest, 2.95 inches at the narrowest.

Usable Length: 8.15 inches to the end of the little bit behind the knot, that bit.

Overall Length: 8.94 inches. Don't put the base in, not a good idea.

Pocket Pleaser

Description

The best friends are the ones you keep close. Really close. Like hiding them away in your pocket for convenient access. Thanks to our Shrink Ray Technology, having a friend that is there for you at any time of the day is easier than ever!

This toy is designed primarily with suction in mind - experimental design for trans folks and those that need vacuum force!

Made in the same extra soft silicone we use on all of our penetrable toys!

Dimensions

Entry Hole: 1 cm or .39 inches.

Overall Length: 10cm or 3.93 inches.

note - the internals are designed so when squeezed, a vacuum is formed when the end is capped!

Daxon Dragon

Description

Dragons do not exist. Not naturally - the conditions and biological requirements of this planet do not readily support such a structure, features, and evolutionary pathing.

At least in this dimension.

Tail Labs is proud to present the first dimensional ripper for the discerning traveller! By simply violating various physical laws, you too can take a visit to an adjacent plane of existence and try out a new friend. The Daxon dragon clan has thoughtfully offered to act as "Tour guides" for anyone taking a stroll through the side dimensions. Featuring bumps, nodes, ridges, and other exciting physiological features, they are sure to make your explorations enjoyable!

--Tail labs takes no responsibility for dragon capture, ransom, gold theft, or fluid injection --

Dimensions

SMALL

Head: 0.79 x 1.18 inches.

Knot: 1.97 x 1.57 inches.

Usable Length: 4.72 inches.

Overall Length: 5.51 inches. Don't put the base in, that is not a good idea

LARGE

Head: 0.79 x 1.18 inches.

Knot: 2.17 x 1.57 inches.

Usable Length: 5.51 inches.

Overall Length: 6.5 inches.